I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Tobias is Queen Mary. Michael, I’m your older brother. I’ll never be proud of you. I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar. So did you see the new Poof? His name’s Gary, and we don’t need anymore lawsuits. Speaking of settling, how’s Ann?
school sucks
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family guy
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curve ball
Side of rice and beans, please. Fish tacos with cabbage slaw and a side of chips and guac. Tacos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Um, Tabasco? No thanks, do you have any Cholula? Flour or corn tortillas? Make it a double there pal. Fish tacos: lettuce or cabbage, pico de gallo, avocado and a sour cream or citrus/mayonnaise sauce, all placed on top of a corn or flour tortilla. Fish tacos with cabbage slaw and a side of chips and guac. Black or pinto beans?
moon landing
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image contest
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bathroom break
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long distance
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santa claus
I had spoken to the Sagoths as I had for the purpose of throwing them off the scent of my purposed attempt at escape. If they thought that I was so satisfied with my lot within Phutra that I would voluntarily return when I had once had so excellent an opportunity to escape, they would never for an instant imagine that I could be occupied in arranging another escape immediately upon my return to the city.
bad beaver
I figured I could cut classes for the rest of the semester and he couldn’t flunk me as long as I, you know, made the thing. So I finished it in a couple days. And it looked pretty lame, but it worked. You know, for putting in or whatnot. So when I showed it to Mr. Pike for my grade, he looked at it and said: ‘Is that the best you can do?’
funny emails
Laughing and chattering like the idiot I was fast becoming I fell upon his prostrate form my fingers feeling for his dead throat. Presently they came in contact with a small chain at the end of which dangled a number of keys. The touch of my fingers on these keys brought back my reason with the suddenness of thought. No longer was I a jibbering idiot, but a sane, reasoning man with the means of escape within my very hands.
funny clowns
Seventeen thousand! Those guys must really be desperate. This could really save my neck. Get back to the ship and get her ready. You’ll have to sell your speeder. That’s okay. I’m never coming back to this planet again. Going somewhere, Solo? Yes, Greedo. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba that I’ve got his money. It’s too late. You should have paid him when you had the chance. Jabba’s put a price on your head, so large that every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I’m lucky I found you first. Yeah, but this time I got the money. If you give it to me, I might forget I found you. I don’t have it with me. Tell Jabba…
pipe down
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cute kitty
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good times
Hi boys. I’m Tina. I’ve been using the toilet like an idiot. Jimmy Jr. had a chance to ride the Tina truck, but now it’s headed straight for Joshville. Toot-toot. There’s a lot of carrots in that stew. Dr. Yap is dreamy. When he’s looking at my molars, it’s like he’s looking into my soul. If I drunk text you and you’re asleep, don’t text me in the morning…that ship has sailed. Gene, you saved us. I owe you my life. I know how the shark thinks. It’s confused. It doesn’t know why we want to kill it. It just wants to go home. Gene, you saved us. I owe you my life.
horror movies
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stock images
He said that I was going to get to rob the bank for real. Hey girl, I brought home a few bottles of wine since I know you needed more corks for that pinterest project. I wrote you everyday for a year. You just have to hang out in places that are more interesting than you are. Because for me, they’re all me. I think like a girl, I think. We’re always changing. It just felt meant to be.
las vegas showdown
Hello. Welcome. What a pleasure it is to have you. Just gonna call you Skyler if that’s okay. It’s a lovely name. It reminds me of the big, beautful sky. Walter always told me how lucky he was, prior to recent unfortunate events. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: only the very best with just the right amount of dirty.
we have lift off
I’ll alert the crew. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. Captain, why are we out here chasing comets? Computer, lights up! When has justice ever been as simple as a rule book? I am your worst nightmare! We could cause a diplomatic crisis. Take the ship into the Neutral Zone We have a saboteur aboard. The game’s not big enough unless it scares you a little. Flair is what marks the difference between artistry and mere competence. What? We’re not at all alike! How long can two people talk about nothing? We know you’re dealing in stolen ore. But I wanna talk about the assassination attempt on Lieutenant Worf.
nose picker
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bus driver
A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
why me
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lime light
Don’t you get it? On the outside it’s a nail salon right, on the inside it’s the best money laundering a growing boy could ask for. Wait, wait! Come back here. Sit. Come on, come on… humor me here for a second. You know you need to launder your money, right? Do you understand the basics of it – placement, layering, integration. Well, you wanna stay out of jail don’t ya? You wanna keep your money and your freedom. Cause I got three little letters for ya, I – R – S. If they can get Capone, they can get you.
hulk hogan sucks
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super computer
Hi boys. I’m Tina. You had me at horses, but then you lost me at corpses. You won’t regret it, dad. When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball, it’ll be like we’re all kissing Jimmy Jr under the disco ball. It’s not meant to be hilarious. It’s supposed to be erotic. I’m just not sure if I’ll be any good on the grill with one free hand. Buns…sen. My bra’s chafing me. Everyone began to touch each other’s butts.
greasy food
Give me all the tacos, immediately. Give me all the tacos, immediately. Tacos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Make it a double there pal. 50 cent tacos! I’ll take 30. Give me tacos, or give me death. CARNITAS!! Um, Tabasco? No thanks, do you have any Cholula? It’s taco time all the time. How do you feel about hard shelled tacos? How do you feel about hard shelled tacos? Fish tacos: lettuce or cabbage, pico de gallo, avocado and a sour cream or citrus/mayonnaise sauce, all placed on top of a corn or flour tortilla. I’d have to say, those tacos are on fleek.
source code
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