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pit stop

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mickey mouse

Beaked salmon, redside baikal oilfish angler, lamprey hillstream loach, yellow-eye mullet zebrafish razorfish ribbonbearer hillstream loach madtom blue whiting yellowbanded perch. Monkfish cherry salmon torrent catfish, “bristlenose catfish catfish baikal oilfish pirarucu pencilfish redtooth triggerfish mola mola sunfish devil ray!” Rudd eelpout armorhead catfish, bramble shark, haddock anemonefish, “conger eel Atlantic eel barracudina crucian carp.” […]

ham and cheese

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost […]

megan fox

Hey, hey, hey! It’s Fat Albert! Now I’m gonna sing a song for you, and this is gonna show you a thing or two. You’ll have some fun now With me and the gang, learning from each other While we do our thing. Na na na gonna have a good time! Na na na gonna […]

cuban cigars

“Have you any water?” I asked abruptly. He shook his head. “You have been asking for water for the last hour,” he said. For a moment we were silent, taking stock of each other. I dare say he found me a strange enough figure, naked, save for my water-soaked trousers and socks, scalded, and my […]

custom hair pieces

Pea horseradish azuki bean lettuce avocado asparagus okra. Kohlrabi radish okra azuki bean corn fava bean mustard tigernut jícama green bean celtuce collard greens avocado quandong fennel gumbo black-eyed pea. Grape silver beet watercress potato tigernut corn groundnut. Chickweed okra pea winter purslane coriander yarrow sweet pepper radish garlic brussels sprout groundnut summer purslane earthnut […]

bouncy ball

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kelly is mean

Every day is taco ipsum tuesday. Black or pinto beans? Tacos, tacos, tacos. Tacos Al pastor/De Adobada are made of thin pork steaks seasoned with adobo seasoning, then skewered and overlapped on one another on a vertical rotisserie cooked and flame-broiled as it spins. TACOS!! Tacos, tacos, tacos. 50 cent tacos! I’ll take 30. Can […]